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Any Way the Hair Grows

Dec20
by on December 20, 2024 at 7:30 pm

A four panel, full color comic. In the first panel, Emily, a woman with short brown hair, glasses, and wearing a sweater, stands in profile, visible from the chest up. She looks frustrated as she glares to the back of her head, where her hair has fully run amok. A narration box begins, "My hair has fully hit awkward grow out stage." Two arrows label parts of her hair, the first being the front with "hair is desperately trying to swoop again" and the second being the back with "Hoo Boy, That's A Cowlick! (TM)" In the second panel, the scene changes: we're now in Emily's childhood home, a warm, cozy house with natural wood and cream walls. Her dad, a tall and broad shouldered gray-haired man wearing a sweater stands behind a point and shoot camera on a tripod. The narration continues, "Thankfully, with the holidays, I have the perfect excuse--" as her dad chimes in with 'Emily, are you sure you want to wear that for the family photo?" In the third panel, we swing the camera around, and Emily is standing next to her brother, a tall man cut off by the top of the panel. Emily looks exactly the same as her appearance in the first panel, except she's wearing a large, comical Santa hat. She mirthlessly says "haha." In the fourth panel, we zoom in on Emily, who smiles even more painfully, twitching in the process, capping it off with "Absolutely."

What can I say? I’m just being festive! 🎅 This is the last comic of 2024! See you all in the new year!

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And To All A Good Night

Dec06
by on December 6, 2024 at 11:46 am

A full color, four panel comic. In the first comic, Emily is nestled in bed, only the top of her head visible as she snores underneath covers. A box labels the scene as "Approximately 2 A.M." Mumbling emerges from the bottom of the panel, slowly becoming more red as the unheard conversation below her goes on. In the second panel, we zoom in on Emily, who slowly blinks awake by a large, booming speech bubble of indeterminate yelling from below. In the third panel, Emily wiggles around as she starts to get out of bed, the yelling continuing below her. She thinks, "alright, that's it. It's been over two years of this. No more mister nice Emily." In the fourth panel, Emily stands, now in the hallway, dressed in her pjs, a cardigan, and holding a steaming mug of coffee. In her other hand, she pushes a vacuum in front of her, the noise of it going right over the continued yelling. She thinks in an unbroken string, "shut up shut up break up break up shut up."

In reality, I waited until about 9 AM to start vacuuming, but they were arguing then too. Look, I’m not a monster. 🧹

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Two Sides of the Same Coin

Nov22
by on November 22, 2024 at 12:55 pm

A full color, five panel comic. In the first panel, we zoom in on two books sitting on a library check out counter: a volume of Berserk and a volume of Yotsuba&! A library worker stands behind the counter, and off panel, a voice says "Hi! Just need to check these out." In the second panel, we pan up to see head and shoulders of the library worker, who looks down from her computer at the two books, now off panel. In the third panel, the library worker looks up, toward the still unseen person checking the books out, with a look of concern on her face: partially for the book choice, partially for the state of the person checking them out. In the fourth panel, we turn the camera 360 to see Emily standing in front of the counter on the other side, in front of her awaited books she's checking out. Her expression is blank and nonplussed. The library worker is now shown in silhouette, but there's still a concerned furrow on her brow. In the fifth panel, Emily lets out a small "what" at the pause and situation.

Why does the library app keep prompting me “are you ok” and “are you sure” when I place my holds? 📖

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Don’t Call It A Comeback

Nov08
by on November 8, 2024 at 6:07 pm

A four panel comic in full color. In the first panel, Emily leans out from the left side of the panel bounds, hand on the line. Her hair is significantly shorter than her usual side swoop, but otherwise she looks the same: glasses, big eyebrows, a red tshirt. She tentatively addresses the viewer with "uh. Hey." In the second panel, Emily moves to the middle of the frame, raising her hand as she continues to talk directly to camera. "I know it's been a while," she says, "I promise I'm still here. Trying to make comics." In the third panel, Emily lowers her hand and sheepishly looks up and to the left. She continues with "So gimme like, two more weeks. Hopefully." In the last panel, Emily is much smaller and in the corner of the panel, shrugging her shoulders as she says "Also for continuity's sake: Yeah I chopped my hair off. Ok bye."

It’s uh, an eventual comeback. A comeback soon. Thanks for your patience as I hit an awful burn out wall for months and have slowly been pulling myself out of it. Normal comics WILL return! On the 22nd, hopefully!

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Aug09
by on August 9, 2024 at 6:36 pm

A four panel comic, rendered in full color. In the first panel, Emily sits at a desk, staring down blankly, bent over, her chin resting on an iPad sitting in front of her. Narration boxes pop overhead, reading, "Ok. Make a comic." In the second panel, we zoom in, Emily now looking a little more thoughtful, tablet pen in hand. The narration continues, "Come on. You've been doing this for almost a decade. Just make a comic." In the third panel, we zoom in even more, Emily's expression the focus, looking determined and intense. The narration continues, "Be funny. Just be funny. Come on come on come on." The last narration box gets cut off by the table. In the fourth panel, we return to the original zoom level, Emily now asleep with her cheek smooshing into the iPad. The narration shouts, "NO! Aaaaaaaa" with the final scream being cropped by the table and panel.

Have you tried turning it on and off again? 🖥️

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Early Bird Gets the Building Permit

Jun14
by on June 14, 2024 at 8:44 pm

A five panel, full color comic. In the first panel, a woodpecker pecks away at a tree loudly. The sky is warm and soft: it's sunrise. In the second panel, an off panel voice shouts "HEY!" The woodpecker turns in surprise at the shout, a sliver of wood in his beak. In the third panel, we see Emily, disheveled and clearly just rolled out of bed, sticking her head out of the open window next to the tree. The bird looks on as she says, haltingly, "It is. 5 A.M." In the fourth panel, we zoom in on Emily's face, increasingly angry, as she shouts, "And city ordinance restricts construction noises until EIGHT." In the fifth panel, the bird flies away, startled by Emily's noise, as she leans out the window shaking her fist and saying "I will call 311 on you so help me god."A five panel, full color comic. In the first panel, a woodpecker pecks away at a tree loudly. The sky is warm and soft: it's sunrise. In the second panel, an off panel voice shouts "HEY!" The woodpecker turns in surprise at the shout, a sliver of wood in his beak. In the third panel, we see Emily, disheveled and clearly just rolled out of bed, sticking her head out of the open window next to the tree. The bird looks on as she says, haltingly, "It is. 5 A.M." In the fourth panel, we zoom in on Emily's face, increasingly angry, as she shouts, "And city ordinance restricts construction noises until EIGHT." In the fifth panel, the bird flies away, startled by Emily's noise, as she leans out the window shaking her fist and saying "I will call 311 on you so help me god."

Sir I appreciate how much of a hard worker you are but I HAVE A WORK-LIFE BALANCE TO MAINTAIN, SIR. 🐦 Thanks as always for reading!

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