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Aug09
by on August 9, 2024 at 6:36 pm

A four panel comic, rendered in full color. In the first panel, Emily sits at a desk, staring down blankly, bent over, her chin resting on an iPad sitting in front of her. Narration boxes pop overhead, reading, "Ok. Make a comic." In the second panel, we zoom in, Emily now looking a little more thoughtful, tablet pen in hand. The narration continues, "Come on. You've been doing this for almost a decade. Just make a comic." In the third panel, we zoom in even more, Emily's expression the focus, looking determined and intense. The narration continues, "Be funny. Just be funny. Come on come on come on." The last narration box gets cut off by the table. In the fourth panel, we return to the original zoom level, Emily now asleep with her cheek smooshing into the iPad. The narration shouts, "NO! Aaaaaaaa" with the final scream being cropped by the table and panel.

Have you tried turning it on and off again? 🖥️

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Early Bird Gets the Building Permit

Jun14
by on June 14, 2024 at 8:44 pm

A five panel, full color comic. In the first panel, a woodpecker pecks away at a tree loudly. The sky is warm and soft: it's sunrise. In the second panel, an off panel voice shouts "HEY!" The woodpecker turns in surprise at the shout, a sliver of wood in his beak. In the third panel, we see Emily, disheveled and clearly just rolled out of bed, sticking her head out of the open window next to the tree. The bird looks on as she says, haltingly, "It is. 5 A.M." In the fourth panel, we zoom in on Emily's face, increasingly angry, as she shouts, "And city ordinance restricts construction noises until EIGHT." In the fifth panel, the bird flies away, startled by Emily's noise, as she leans out the window shaking her fist and saying "I will call 311 on you so help me god."A five panel, full color comic. In the first panel, a woodpecker pecks away at a tree loudly. The sky is warm and soft: it's sunrise. In the second panel, an off panel voice shouts "HEY!" The woodpecker turns in surprise at the shout, a sliver of wood in his beak. In the third panel, we see Emily, disheveled and clearly just rolled out of bed, sticking her head out of the open window next to the tree. The bird looks on as she says, haltingly, "It is. 5 A.M." In the fourth panel, we zoom in on Emily's face, increasingly angry, as she shouts, "And city ordinance restricts construction noises until EIGHT." In the fifth panel, the bird flies away, startled by Emily's noise, as she leans out the window shaking her fist and saying "I will call 311 on you so help me god."

Sir I appreciate how much of a hard worker you are but I HAVE A WORK-LIFE BALANCE TO MAINTAIN, SIR. 🐦 Thanks as always for reading!

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Foresight and Hindsight

May31
by on May 31, 2024 at 6:20 pm

A four panel, full color comic. In the first panel, a young Emily sits at a table in her room, idly coloring a picture of a field with a sunflower. She looks moody as she slouches a bit in her chair, lamenting "I'm so tired of being bullied in school...I can't wait until I'm older so I'm cool." In the second panel, from off panel, a voice says "Bad news, kid," which Emily reacts to in shock, turning toward the direction of the voice. In the third panel, present Emily stands in the room, dressed in a big blanket hoodie and crocs, holding a mug of coffee. She addresses her younger self with "We are definitely still not cool." In the fourth panel, the younger Emily reacts to the older Emily with an excited shout of "ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A WIZARD," to which the older Emily replies smugly "Ok we're KINDA cool."

Also man, if I’m being honest, I don’t remember who you’re even talking about. So that’s a plus. 🧙 Thanks for reading!

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An Absence

May24
by on May 24, 2024 at 10:00 am

A five panel, full color comic. In the first panel, a bed is shown, comforter askew and the morning light shining in through a window behind it. Narration begins: "On a day that begins with the news I'd been dreading for a month, it feels strange, callous even, to continue as normal." In the second panel, Emily carries a bundle of sheets down the hallway, looking exhausted. The narration continues: "But perhaps, in that way, even the mundane becomes infused with memory." In the third panel, Emily fills up the detergent cap. The narration continues: "So I do my laundry." In the fourth panel, Emily stands at an ironing board, ironing a shirt. The narration continues: "And I iron my clothes." In the Firth panel, a tree is seen outside, with the silhouette of the buildings on the street in the distance. The light is soft and warm. The narration concludes: "And I set out to find small ways in my day to remember you."

Thank you for reading. See you next week.

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Killer Instinct

Apr26
by on April 26, 2024 at 1:35 pm

A full color, three panel comic. The first two panels depict birds, an American Robin and Blue Jay, almost presented as if it's a field guide. The first box describes the Robin with points like "Just a fluffy little friend," "good chance to be an orb," and "call is just a cute tweeting, what a musician." The second box describes the Blue Jay with points like "what a lovely gent, ooh what a sleek blue coat, a fancy lad," and "yells at you." The third panel is labeled "Red winged blackbird," and depicts a tree in the distance with a single bird in it, its eyes lit up and murderous. Emily stands in the foreground as the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Dio sound effect floats behind her, sensing the coming danger. The bird is described with just the point of "wants you dead."

Oh, you’re approaching me? 🐦 Thanks for reading! You can support the comic via Patreon.

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A Jam-Packed Week

Apr19
by on April 19, 2024 at 6:19 pm

An illustration of Emily from the waist up, looking tired but smiling, a tablet and pen in her hands. Next to her is the text "Steamed Veggies will return next week" and she cheerfully says "Thanks for your patience!"

Hey all! There’s no Steamed Veggies today, as I’m recovering from some travel earlier this week. There’ll be an update as usual next Friday. Thanks for your understanding!

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