“Maybe you’re being too nitpicky,” someone might argue. But really, explain to me how a guitar could last in a secret waterfall cave for likely hundred of years without the wood expanding and becoming ruined by the humidity? Also, if this is a dystopian oligarchy, why would you even have access to a secret waterfall cave? Maybe you’re just not asking the right questions.

(Does that intro suggest further comics like this in the future? PERHAPS)