A six panel, full color comic. In the first panel, Emily, Em, and several other folks are all gathered around outside, dressed in winter gear, as it snows. Several people hold binoculars and stare off panel with excitement. A box labels the scene as "Feminist Bird Club Weird Duck Sit." In the second panel, we see an odd colored mallard duck floating on the water. Emily, off panel, says, "ohhh what's with that guy? He's so pretty!" A Feminist Bird Club member, also off panel, replies, "He's a hybrid domestic mallard! We've been calling him Big Honker, but the neighborhood calls him George." In the third panel, Emily looks out of binoculars off at the duck, now off panel. She observes, "Oh, I think he's gonna fight that other male!" In the fourth panel, Emily's pose does not change, but her face falls with an "oh." In the fifth panel, Emily quickly swivels away, still holding the binoculars up to her face, as she says, "sorry sirs and ma'am." In the sixth panel, Em leans over to Emily with a look of confusion on their face, asking, "what's wrong?" Emily, now flushed red with embarrassment, simply replies, "I interrupted a private moment."

I’ll just, uh, leave y’all to it. 🦆