A four panel, full color comic. In the first panel, Emily sits on a couch, sadly looking at an open take out container of cold empanadas. The narration frames the scene as "Delivery Treat Week 1: Arrived Late, Cold, No Sauce" as Emily quietly mourns, "But...my dippums..." The second panel is framed by the narration of "Week 2: Completely wrong." Emily stands in the kitchen, lifting a piece of bread off of a very sad looking hamburger. She angrily yells, "Who orders a patty melt as a plain turkey burger?!" The third panel is framed by "Week 3." In it, Emily cheerfully walks down the hallway, grasping a paper bag in her hand. She says, "whew, that went off without a hitch! Now to just grab some chopsticks--" but she's cut off by a shout from the fourth panel. In the fourth panel, a centipede sits on the floor of the kitchen, and Emily comically recoils with a large and loud "JESUS" and an expletive cut off by the comic frame.

Formally, my title should now be “Slayer of Beasts and Defender of My Precious Takeout.” 🐛 Thanks as always for reading! See you next week!